Monday, March 07, 2011

Let me tell you why God doesn't exist

See and follow through my epic logic. You know in Math, there is a method called "par recurrence" used to prove something, after validating it for x = 1, 2, 3 and then "par recurrence" or "by induction?" we prove that it's also valid for x = n.

Now I play the lottery maybe once every 6 months. 
x = 1 was when I said: "God, if I win the lottery, I will distribute them on my family"
Did not win

x = 2 was when I said: "God, if I win the lottery, I will distribute them on my family and friends and charities, I don't want anything for myself"
Did not win

x = 3 was when I said: "God, if I win the lottery, I will keep them for me, me me me me... only me!" Yes, I tried the selfish one
Did not win

So by induction, I should conclude that I will never win, and God doesn't exist. But hey, I am going to try to validate for x = 4. "God, if I win the lottery, I will run naked in front of all twitter people".

Kidding :P Not even 10 million dollars would make me do anything like that! MEH

7 comments:

  1. Are you sure? A 10 million dollars suitcase? One hundred thousand new $100 bills? :P

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  2. Whooooaaaa tooo much math for me..!!!

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  3. Danielle lol :P

    Bissextile... hmmm after a second thought! lol

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  4. You win it and I'll run with you!!!! :-))

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  5. Mich hahahhahahhaaha you are awesome (K)

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  6. Are you crazy? I'll run in front of the whole of Lebanon... and England combined!

    Not for 10 million! I'll do that for much less lol.

    x

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  7. LOL posh! mahdoumeh :P

    anyway just proved to you and everyone that god doesn't exist, yes :P yes... using my formula!

    meh.. I only got one number right btw ;)

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